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Author Archives: bookdwarf
I am such a slacker
I promised that I would review all books that I have read here. But I have read two books and not done that at all! And I said that I was redesigning the site and nothing has changed! Well, I am going to fix that. I will at least briefly write something about the two books I read last week. My goal is to read somewhere around 70 to 100 books. I can do it. I swear I will be better. I pinky swear!
Whew, a productive weekend, imagine that
Monday arrives again. Yay. It was a productive weekend for me in many regards—washed the car, hung some pictures that have been sitting around for months, walked around for a while on Sunday afternoon. I even saw a movie yesterday, Master and Commander, which I enjoyed. Not a deep movie, but extremely well done. You really get involved in the storyline. Get those French bastards! Heh (you know I am kidding, right?). I know they changed the plot from the original O’Brian novels. I have heard all the arguments from book purists, as if they are still constantly surprised that Hollywood would dare change the plot of a book for the movie. Come on people, its Hollywood! Give me a fucking break. I would not even be surprised if they made a movie of Anne Frank’s diaries where she survives the war and even gets revenge on Nazis. Hollywood exists to entertain first and foremost. That is not to say that some movies have a larger purpose. I didn’t realize the extreme effects of drugs and alcohol until I saw Dude, Where’s My Car. But remember that it was movies with Shirley Temple and the like during the depression that helped alleviate a little the burdens of life. That’s powerful and not a bad thing either. Back to the subject at hand, I liked Master and Commander. For two hours on Sunday, I forgot that I had to come back to work on Monday and I had to remember to do my taxes (which is a whole other post) and pay the bills. Instead, I watched some rather attractive men run around on a ship and bond (not in a dirty way dammit) for a while. Good times.
The Friday Five
Okay, work is boring today, so I am going to answer the Friday Five:
1. What was the last song you heard?
Well, I am currently listening to the song ‘Flint’ by Sufjan Stevens on his fine cd ‘Greetings from Michigan’. I believe you can find a link to it in the left column. Before that, I heard U2’s ‘In God’s Country’ from Joshua Tree.
2. What were the last two movies you saw?
Uhm, let’s see. Aaron and I watched Lost in Translation the other night. And I watched Antwone Fischer when I was home sick on Friday. Both great movies.
3. What were the last three things you purchased?
This is a broad question. Do they mean items purchased or does this include food and beverages? I had lunch earlier, so I bought a sandwich and a drink. And prior to that I bought a cup of coffee. If they mean, what were the last three ‘things’, those would have been cds I purchased the other day.
4. What four things do you need to do this weekend?
Taxes, bills, return a shirt I bought and grocery shop. God, this makes my life sounds so dull. But I don’t mind routine sometimes. I like going to the grocery store. Its exciting—all the neat stuff to see and people watching galore. Good times.
5. Who are the last five people you talked to?
Well, that’s easy. The J’s in my office–Josh, Jessanne, Jan and Jocelyn. And Briana.
Am obviously bored at work
Look at this injustice!

Congradulations! you are going to marry freddie
prinze jr.!! Hes cute, loyal, funny, sweet…
what more could you ask for?
Which male celebrity are you going to marry? (now 12 (i just added more, and still more to come!)results that have pics!)
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When I started this thing, I thought that I would never post anything about my personal life. I’ll tell when I go on vacation and anecdotes from my day, but avoid discussing what happens inside my head too much. Who knows who might read this, though I do choose to put all of what I post in the public forum. But now I am going to violate that. I just read something and was really bothered by it. Maybe its the hormones or something, but when I hear someone I care ahout talk about how hollow he feels inside, I can’t help but feel a little weird. Every day life is a struggle for most people. Its hard to get up each day and do the things you have to do, even though you’ve done them a million times and you will keep doing these things a million times more. But we do them. At least I do. I feel hollow and displaced a lot of the time. And I think a lot of people do. How connected are we to the world we live? I am not going to rant about how evil modern times are and glorify the age of ‘when you knew your neighbors and all the local stores and how wal-mart and barnes and noble are destroying the world’. It may all be true, but its been said. You know it and I know it. And I am not sure if it explains the disconnect I feel with the world. I don’t know how to explain it. Maybe its always been this way. But I feel it and others feel it. That’s all I really wanted to say.
Crap, I knew something was wrong with me.
non-recommending
Aaron and I just had a conversation about having negative reviews for books in my store. Something like ‘Employee least favorites’ or ‘Non-recommends’.
“This is insipid advice for losers. Get it for your mother in law, she needs it.”
“If you really hate someone, give them this book. They will waste at least 10 hours reading this piece of crap. That’s 10 less hours they will be bothering you.”
There are a lot of books I can not recommend.
They say it better
Not more than 5 minutes after I posted about Drinking Coffee Elsewhere, I came across this review in the Guardian. They say it all better than I can.
I think I like this book
I picked up a copy of ZZ Packer’s Drinking Coffee Elsewhere before I left for Las Vegas. I have always associated her with the McSweeney’s crowd but I don’t know why. She has nothing to do with them. I find the McSweeney’s crowd pretentious most of the time, though it did not stop me from visiting the Pirate Store at 826 Valencia in San Francisco. Anyway, I started reading this book the other day and it is wonderful so far. I love the characters in the three stories i have read so far. I wish I knew what they were doing when the stories end. I wish each story were a long novel expanding each story so I could get to know the characters even better. In “Every Tongue Shall Confess” does Clareese accept Cleophus Sanders after he comes all the way to church to see her? Maybe that is ZZ Packer’s brilliance—leave the reader wanting more, imagining what might happen. All I know is I can’t wait to read more. Maybe she is working on a book right now.

