It’s not surprising that Tom Wolfe won the Bad Sex in Fiction Award from the Literary Review. Look at some samples they provided:
“Slither slither slither slither went the tongue, but the hand that was what she tried to concentrate on, the hand, since it has the entire terrain of her torso to explore and not just the otorhinolaryngological caverns.”
Uhm, yeah. Now if only they can pry that damn white suit off him.