I found this link on Cup of Chica—Urban Asshole Notification Cards. They are all colorful and look like a regular greeting card. On the back, they have a list of objectionable things for you to check off for your asshole. I want to give them to those MASSPIRG assholes who ask me everyday on my way to lunch, “Do you have a few minutes for the environment?” Did I have time yesterday? No. Do you want money from me? Yes. Can I afford to give it to you? No. Stop talking.